CW: Animal cruelty/death, Racism, Transphobia.
(Big Sister LILLY is brushing younger sibling CAM’s hair)
LILLY: I’m just worried about you is all Cami – Cam. You know that’s it. I’m not going to interfere, but when I hear about things for the first time then I’m going to have a knee-jerk reaction you know? Tilt your head forward, would you? You know I nearly joined a cult too back in college. You don’t need to look at me like that, so your group isn’t a cult I get it, now can I keep working here? Good so like I was saying, I had just met these guys who were a part of this fraternity, and I know how you feel about fraternities, but listen you know those companies where like if you buy one pair of shoes then they send a pair of shoes to Africa? I swear to Darwin those eyes are sharper than a fresh pair of stilettos, third world countries then, you know what I’m talking about yeah? Well so this fraternity volunteered with the department that does the philanthropic stuff, so I figured that had to count for something right? So one day this one brother, who had just these gorgeous doe eyes, is telling me I should come to one of their meetings before some of their members go on a plane for their volunteer work. Head this way, please. So I figure it’s on campus, there’s gonna be a sister sorority there, there are no drinks involved, and this guy, Chris was his name, he seemed very strong and patient, so he’s telling me that it’s this really moving experience, it sounded innocuous enough you know? So the event is hosted in the sorority which originally was reassuring. I need the other side now. I settle in and the MC is talking about immersing into the culture or some shit, and they bring out these two black birds, they were just a little bigger than sparrows, and they just… Listen it was not a pleasant experience, and I really don’t think anything they did was sanitary that night. Head back now. There was no hand sanitizer, no toothpaste, they weren’t even telling people to go wash their hands afterward! I did not stay long enough for them to “bless” me with any of the blood. Yeah, I know, things escalated quick! Hair ties. So all I’m saying is to be careful with these Oatmeal, Quaker people okay? Even if you met a cute boy, or girl! Or… You know… Whatever, just like… Be careful. All this God talk makes me uncomfortable, and you know I can’t be silent for more than 5 minutes. There. Gosh, you look beautiful.
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